Internet humor
Avi Bass (te0azb1@corn.cso.niu.edu)
Thu, 26 Feb 1998 23:56:06 -0600 (CST)
>1. Home is where you hang your @
>2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
>3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
>4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
>5. Great groups from little icons grow.
>6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
>7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
>8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
>9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
>10. The modem is the message.
>11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
>12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
>13. A chat has nine lives.
>14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
>15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
>16. What boots up must come down.
>17. Windows will never cease. (ed. oh sure...)
>18. In Gates we trust. (ed. yeah right....)
>19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
>20. Modulation in all things.
>21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
>22. There's no place like http://www.home.com
>23. Know what to expect before you connect.
>24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
>25. Speed thrills.
>26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use
> the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.