<<Names and descriptions of 25 viruses erased in a civil war, as they
were trying to take control of IRQ's.>>
All right, Jerry, I'll bet you haven't seen these before.
Not on your computer, that is.
26. Post-modern virus
Deconstructs your hard disk into meaninglessness.
27. Congressional virus # 3
Deconstructs eveything into meaninglessness.
28. Media virus
Blocks Congressional Virus #3 by continuous preemptive
strikes, leaving no meaning to act on.
29. Statistical virus
Inects spurious significance into the outputs of viruses
26-28, inclusive, or exclusive, when P > 1.0 or P < -1.0,
respectively.
30. Congressional virus #4
Acts on the output of virus 29, but only when it's too late
to do anything about it.
-- mike salovesh <salovesh@niu.edu>
anthropology department
northern illinois university PEACE !!!