Re: humor: off topic (well, ok, viruses) -Reply

Mike Salovesh (t20mxs1@corn.cso.niu.edu)
Sat, 25 Jul 1998 11:32:38 -0500

Jerrold Zar wrote:
>
> Some weekend humor. (I've seen many of these before, but some are new
> to me!)
> ===========================================================
> You must immediately open the window and throw out your computer. I
> repeat, do not ever again use your computer should it be infected
> with ANY of these horrible viruses.

<<Names and descriptions of 25 viruses erased in a civil war, as they
were trying to take control of IRQ's.>>

All right, Jerry, I'll bet you haven't seen these before.

Not on your computer, that is.

26. Post-modern virus
Deconstructs your hard disk into meaninglessness.

27. Congressional virus # 3
Deconstructs eveything into meaninglessness.

28. Media virus
Blocks Congressional Virus #3 by continuous preemptive
strikes, leaving no meaning to act on.

29. Statistical virus
Inects spurious significance into the outputs of viruses
26-28, inclusive, or exclusive, when P > 1.0 or P < -1.0,
respectively.

30. Congressional virus #4
Acts on the output of virus 29, but only when it's too late
to do anything about it.

-- mike salovesh <salovesh@niu.edu>
anthropology department
northern illinois university PEACE !!!